I was born in early March, under the mystic aquatic sign of Pisces, to two ill mannered Dutch vikings. As I grew, my parents traded their swords for paint brushes, and their helmets-with-horns for 8B sketching pencils, THUS!... began my life in the arts. My first painting was entered into an art show at the age of two. This was an attempt by my parents round up funds to pay off creditors, but unfortunately (or fortunately for me), the painting, despite its 'modern art appeal', didn't sell. I have the painting, sitting above my CD player in my room, to this day. 
Over the years, my interest in art fluctuated, but never went away. Eventually, I decided that becoming a superspy would require me to be Russian and swim very well (I can do neither very well), so, I chose to pursue a vocation in art. ---->

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I won't go into great detail about my life from the ages of 11 to 17, because it is rather trivial and.... [DrEvilVoice] the details of my life are quite inconsequential...  [DrEvilVoice/]
Anywho, here I am, a grade 12 student attending Frances Kelsey High School on Vancouver Island, British Columbia, Canada, learning to be an artist. 

Random facts that may mean little to you:

- I play on the local soccer team, the Cowichan Valley Cannonballs

- My favourite band is Incubus

- I am madly in love with a girl named Rachel

- Mountain biking is grand

- I was born on the 3rd hour of the 3rd day of the 3rd month.... spooky